The Most Expensive Swingers Party Ever!

Date 12th Sep 2014 | Views  1093

The best thing about swinging for me is the fact that me and my partner can have so much fun, yet it is so inexpensive. Yes we have to pay for contraception, and maybe a bit of food if there is a party feel to the occasion, but it usually costs less than a trip to the cinema. This is why I nearly had a heart attack when I read this story in the Metro.

Downton Abbey

American erotic travel agency has organised a Downton Abbey themed package called Pleasure Castle.

Sounds good so far. It sounds even better when you discover it is taking place at Bovey Castle in Devon over five days, which for those who don't know, is a truly beautiful venue

However, the price is absolutely shocking. It costs £2,500 a person. That's right, £2,500!

Well Shoes Only Travel explain that 'each day and evening will be filled with sensuous, fun and titillating events.' There are apparently naked pool parties, foam parties, erotic live shows and other sexy fun.

The organisers finish their sales pitch with the rallying cry 'Come join us in the "Pleasure Castle" in 2015, and build a life experience few ever have a chance to enjoy and your partner will never forget!'

A Better Option

Well, I have to say, for £2,500 I would expect Jennifer Lawrence, Iggy Azalea and Kaley Cuoco at the party. If that isn't the case, then I may just go to Australia on holiday instead and keep my swinger party's local!

£2,500? I think I need a lie down!